Tyrion, A Queen And The Dragons Are Back
“You want a whore? Buy one. You want a queen, earn her.” After 636 days and 23 hours, 0 minutes and four seconds (somebody’s been counting, yes), Game Of Thrones is back with its final season (*sobs*). First episode (shown yesterday) has no slam-bang action and no utterly shocking scenes (except one that involves a very young lord) but it still quite delivers. There’s a gigantic revelation (which really surprises no one since fans have been theorizing about it since the earlier seasons); there are happy reunions; Tyrion Lannister cracks a few jokes; somebody learns how to ride a dragon; a lady flirts with a man; there’s an explicit, possibly gratuitous, sex scene involving a likeable mercenary and three naked whores; and a man arrives in a very hostile territory. Season 8 has six episodes only (*sobs again*) so after a relatively quiet first episode, the next ones will surely be explosive and definitely unfor...