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Hello, Little Girl

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When you’re passing on your way, I say Mmm, hello little girl, When I see you passing by, I cry Mmm, hello little girl, When I try to catch your eye, I cry Mmm, hello, little girl…        Last Saturday, while walking our dog, I stumbled upon a lost puppy (see photo above) just a few meters away from our house. I observed it for a few minutes, no one else was around except for the motorcycles and cars that were dangerously speeding in front of me, my dog, and the cute puppy. And the puppy was recklessly trying to cross the street. I assumed that it had been abandoned by its owner, so I took it home, and it turned out to be a girl. It’s been a long time since I took a girl home and introduced it to my family. Lol.      If we’d be left without any options, we were ready to take care of it. The only problem was that our dog was a libidinous male who was always ready to pounce on every bitch he’d see. As we were still planning on what to do ...
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Criminal History

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       Rex Heuermann, the serial killer who strangled eight women to death (there’s a documentary on Netflix about him entitled Gone Girls: The Long Island Killer ) was sentenced today to life imprisonment without parole. When he was arrested, the cops looked for his search history on his computer, and it included queries about his own crimes and on why he was yet to be arrested. He also researched about his victims and their families; about prostitutes; little girls; pornography; torture-related subjects, and ways to avoid detection of your crimes.      All incriminating and helped convict him.      If cops would barge into my door right this moment and look at my browser history for my queries for the last few days, they would find that they included:      Will there be a season 2 of Spider Noir?      single storage bed      who’s gonna win in a fight? Homelander or Superman? Spide...
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The NBA Champions and a Trillionaire.

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       Just as I thought, their Game 4 loss to Knicks was so devastating that the Spurs would have a very difficult time recovering from it. It’s a good thing I am not a Spurs Fans. Lol. But I prefer them than the New York Knicks. I am actually a fan of LA Clippers/Kawhi Leonard.      De’Aaron Fox’s Game 4 blunder was no doubt one of the most grievous mistakes in the history of NBA Finals. But it’s water under the bridge now. The Knicks are the champions now. If only Donald Trump continued attending the games…      And Jalen Brunson was no doubt one of the best one-on-one players. Only six foot one, he’s almost unstoppable in isolation plays, though I think Kawhi could limit him, if not entirely shut him down.      Meanwhile, Earth finally has a trillionaire—Elon Musk. I agree with many people saying that being a billionaire should be outlawed. You shouldn’t be a billionaire when millions of people live way below pov...
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A Devastating Loss and Monumental Ticket Prices

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       San Antonio Spurs suffered a devastating loss in Game 4 of their championship series against New York Knicks this morning (Manila time). They led by as much as 29 points (in THIRD quarter), only to lose by one point in the final seconds. With the Spurs leading by one point in the final fifteen seconds and the Knicks with the ball, Spurs guard De’Aaron Fox was able to make a steal, but instead of holding on to the ball and just dribbling out the clock or waiting for a foul, he tried to score and was blocked, giving the opponent the opportunity to score the game-winning basket.      Monumental blunder, yes.      Another reason the Knick was able to win was because the curse was already lifted: Donald Trump didn’t attend game 4. Lol.      Speaking of Donald Trump, a lot of people apparently are suspecting that he’s gay, nay, bisexual (remember, he’s being accused of raping little girls in the past). Want proof t...
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Donald Trump and the Knicks Versus the Spurs

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       So, I resubscribed to Disney Plus just so I could watch the NBA Finals between New York Knicks and San Antonio Spurs live. It turned out that, contrary to what Google had told me, a basic subscription will not do it, and that you have to also subscribe at ESPN, which will be too expensive, so I didn’t bother—and I ended up watching the game again on Facebook. Lol. But you can watch all the replays on Disney Plus. Lol.     New York Knicks won the first two games in Frost Bank Center in San Antonio, and game 3 will be held at Madison Square Garden in New York, their hometown, so the Knicks, clearly, were the hot favorites to win again. The last time the Knicks won a championship was 53 years ago. But then, just as the stars were shining favorably on them, US President Donald Trump, a longtime fan of the team, decided to make a grand entrance into the series and watch game 3 inside the venue, and turn all their stars into black holes. Lol. ...
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The Saga of Sharmaine, Melanie, and Vanessa

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       So, there are these viral funny socmed posts that’s suggesting renaming Orange (the fruit) to “Sharmaine,” avocado to “Melanie,” and the fly to “Vanessa.” On one TikTok post, an orange is complaining about her unimaginative name. “Dahil ba orange ang kulay ko, Orange na rin ang ipapangalan sa `kin, bakit si Mango, dilaw siya pero hindi yellow ang pangalan niya?” she rues.      When asked what name she would like to be given, she answered “Sharmaine.”      On another TikTok post, a fly could be heard also grumbling about her name. “Dahil ba may pakpak ako, Fly na agad ang pangalan ko?’ she laments. She prefers that people call her “Vanessa.”      Meanwhile, an avocado is also whining because a lot of people are assuming that she’s an abogado because of her name, thus her desire to be renamed. She wants to be rechristened “Melanie.”      The problem here is, I don’t know if fruits have sexes, b...
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A Band With Horns

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  As time goes on, I realize Just what you mean to me, And now, now that you're near Promise your love that I've waited to share And dreams of our moments together Color my world with hopes of loving you.      Just days after I started listening to Chicago’s music again, posts mentioning the band started appearing on my Facebook News Feed, about the band, probably coincidence or, maybe, p roof that social media, like Big Brother, is really watching every move you make and listening to everything you say. Terry Kath, the band’s guitarist and one of their vocalists, tragically died when he was just 32 years old--he accidentally shot himself in the head while playing with his gun.     Self-described as a rock and roll band with horns, most of their songs are upbeat, catchy, and feel-good.      One of those posts is asking for the three greatest songs of Chicago. I can’t tell their three greatest songs since I haven’t listened to a...
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