Uncut
Might be a slow news day, so an article about an uncircumcised 32-year-old Filipino appeared on my News Feed. The man said he’s afraid of blood and surgery so he kept postponing his circumcision year after year, until a pretty woman, his crush, showed interest on him, and asked him to sleep with her. Scared that his still-hooded warrior might turn her off, he refused. The girl preferred circumcised tool. She probably thought it was cleaner and cuter, which was really the case. Lol. He tried to stay away from circumcised-birdie-admirer girl but his crush on her intensified, so finally he decided to put his peter under the knife—and it was a success. March and April really are the months to have it done, and it's a must for Filipino men, not so in other countries, and I remember being excited and a little scared when I underwent the procedure. I was twelve then (they said eleven or twelve were the perfect age then), and it wasn’t done by a doctor, but by a drunk...