CITIBANK SCANDAL: TRULY BIZARRE AND SHOCKING

This is probably one of the weirdest telephone conversations you’ll ever hear.

Lots of people call this the Citibank Scandal.

But this is a different scandal. The woman here is screaming, yes, but in a different, non-ecstatic way while the man is moaning but also in a different, non-glorious and non-delirious way.

It is a recorded conversation between a woman and a Citibank call center agent. The woman was apparently trying to withdraw money from an ATM but could not. Frustrated, she called up the office of Citibank to complain. And complain, she did.

She let out a nasty and profanities-driven tirade against the hapless call center agent, against Citibank and one of its managers and against the Philippines and the Filipino people. She was a raging bull, a loose cannon and a hardcore terrorist rolled into one. Ang lutong magmura! The woman was obviously deranged but her little, nutty mind’s hatred, disgust and prejudice against the Filipino people was truly astonishing.

The cops (better if they could borrow Jack Bauer from CTU) should hunt this woman and apprehend her and lock her inside a mental institution before she could lay a hand on an UZI or a machine gun or worse, a nuclear bomb.

You can listen to the conversations (it’s almost nine minute-long) here but I must warn you that they are very explicit (tadtad ng P.I. at ibang hindi kanais-nais na lengguwahe). Wash your ears afterwards.



Citibank_Scandal.mp3 -

Now, aren’t you glad you’re not a call center agent?

"Stop eating the ATM, ma'am, or I'll shoot!"

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