Ube Halaya, Coffee Face Mask, Dark And Mia Khalifa

     My six-pack abs is slowly disappearing. Blame it on my sibling’s tendency to buy food from online sellers. Apparently, friends and officemates have been texting and PM’ing them, offering them their products and my siblings, with their kind heart (and their love for food, of course), could barely refuse. So I’ve been eating puto, turon, all kinds of lumpia, ube halaya, egg pie, buko pie, banana cake, etcetera, but I’m not complaining as I love to eat. And I’m just kidding, I don’t have an abs, what I have is a burgeoning beer belly.

     Another porn star or former porn star is repeatedly showing up on my News Feed today, and her name is Mia Khalifa. She and her fans are petitioning to have her videos (made 5-6 years ago) removed from different porn sites. The hashtag on social media is #justiceformia. Twenty-seven-year old Mia (she’s a sports commentator now) is saying that she truly regrets doing those videos and that it always pains her knowing that those exist. I don’t watch porn, I prefer inspirational movies, so I don’t know her, so for research, I hesitantly went to a porn site and watched her videos. She’s pretty, no doubt, and has gorgeous body. I spent eight hours straight watching her videos, and now, I am not sure if I really want those videos removed. Lol. Just kidding, I wish that she’d get her wish. No one should be eternally tortured and punished for a mistake or a sin committed in the past.

      So I saw this coffee face mask (one you can use against the virus, made from 100% recycled coffee yarn, antibacterial, washable, biodegradable and smells of refreshing coffee aroma, its ad says) and I quickly thought of someone, a coffee lover, who’d probably be happy to use it. Someone asked through the comments if there was a decaf version of the mask.

     I was working on something with Photoshop, and realized that my copy of the software was truly old and outdated that I thought it had Alzheimer’s, I would ask it to do something for me, and would do something else.

     Last night, I started watching Dark (2017, a German sci-fi, mystery-thriller series) on Netflix. I’ve finished three episodes and it looks really good, it already has three seasons and hopefully, I will have no problem watching all of it. It is often compared to Stranger Things (2015, sci-fi horror, also on Netflix), which I tried watching, too, but can’t finish Season 1.

    COVID-19 is still raging, wear your mask, wash your hands and stay away from, people who only remember you when they need to borrow money, er, I mean, practice physical distancing.

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