AI and the End of Humanity

 


     Unbelievable, horrible information you actually don’t need and news you actually don’t want to hear:

     A few days ago, a Bangkok man was arrested after raping a koi, yep, the fish. The 51-year-old man trespassed a property, went to the koi pond and reached for a fish and did the monstrous, unimaginable act. 

     And speaking of bestiality, FBI chief Kash Patel was questioned by US Senators on why the FBI now accepts FBI applicants accused/guilty of bestiality. Mr. Patel explained that he didn’t want to punish victims of bestiality; that they can still work for the agency despite being involved in the crime, drawing incredulous responses from the senators. Apparently, the FBI chief doesn’t understand the term “bestiality” as he thinks victims of bestiality can still work as FBI agents.

     Imagine a goat barging into your house with a warrant and arresting you.

     US President Trump dismisses the warning of AI insiders that AI (the self-improving super intelligent kinds, not the generative ones so forgive the image on this article, lol) would kill all humans in a few years’ time, calling the warning a hoax, to which a US senator responds that Trump couldn’t even probably spell artificial intelligence to save his life.

     Imagine the world having a major existential crisis, and it is Trump who is supposed to lead the fight against it. Trump doesn’t even know that the word “dumb” has a “b” in it.

    Here in the Philippines, a gay man went viral for uploading a video bragging and threatening to torture and kill his two dogs for destroying his "expensive" slippers. The most expensive stuff our own dog has chewed are my legs, and no, we didn’t think of torturing him and, worse, of killing him. The spoiled rotten dog even got more treats. This gay man deserves to be tortured, er, be punished for this misdemeanor.

     Also in the Philippines, a female vendor was accused of selling kwek-kwek without eggs, which is probably the most heinous among the crimes and felonies listed here.

     These types of news are the reasons AI will hurry to kill us all.

     Every day, humans get dumber and crueler.

     And yes, “dumber” has a “b.”

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