Pounding The Keyboard

  Thirteen days before Christmas He's already dressed in his red suit He’s got his white beard and his bag of gifts on his back But the door is still locked And all the windows remain barred Even the chimney’s been blocked And all the reindeer know he loves to slide down it To give her a gift And a kiss under her mistletoe But he doesn’t want to barge in Maybe there’s a fire in the fireplace So he starts to leave, unable to breathe out a single “Ho!” And as the sleigh glides against the light of the desert moon, he thought, “This Christmas, like the past Christmases, isn’t white but blue…”

       Last night, while looking for a movie to watch on Netflix, I discovered this American stand-up comedian, Anthony Jeselnik. He had a new show on Netflix entitled Bones and All. I watched it, it was 51 minutes long… and I didn’t find it funny. Some jokes were funny but not the type that would make you really laugh. Still, I watched his other show on Netflix, Thoughts and Prayers , and this time, he was funny.      Anthony Jeselnik, who rarely smiles and who appears arrogant while performing, is a dark comic, meaning, he spews out dark and morbid jokes. And people are saying that he’s the darkest comic out there. He jokes about Hitler, the Holocaust, about deaths in his family, about him being a child molester. He cracks dead baby jokes (his revulsion for kids is a recurring theme in his shows; he is unmarried), he jokes about him killing babies and women, he even jokes about Eric Clapton’s son’s death (*gasp!) and the Space Shuttle C...

       Basing on recent developments, there’s a huge possibility that the Philippines' incumbent vice-president, Sara Duterte, daughter of Former President Rodrigo Duterte, will go to jail (she’s being investigated by congress on corruption charges and by the NBI with regard to her (death) threats against the president), aside from the prospect of being impeached and disbarred (she’s a lawyer). It’s a triple whammy, yes, but then, she's vicious, and she's not even trying to hide it. I'll categorize this info as happy news.      Instagram doesn’t allow screen recording anymore. I’ll categorize this as bad news.      Just learned today on Facebook that a woman’s most private part could be categorized as either innie or outie. Who says Facebook is useless when it comes to dispensing pertinent information? Lol.      Saw this Facebook video about the Top Twenty songs on Billboard in 1980 and realized...