Vhong, Adam And The Case of the Vanishing WiFi Signal


 

     Our WiFi signal disappeared last August 22 and despite repeatedly calling and chatting through Messenger with our Internet service provider for a repair, we only got back our internet yesterday, 21st of September. A day more and it would exactly be a month, and I don’t know if it’s a world record, a month of a busted WiFi signal. But we’re still thankful as we have our own internet not and we’ve stopped depending on our neighbor’s (which house is across the street) weak, intermittent headache-inducing signal.

     When I browsed through my Facebook again using our own internet, I saw that a warrant of arrest for rape has been issued to comedian Vhong Navarro. Eight years ago, model Deniece Cornejo accused Vhong Navarro of drugging her and then raping her. Don’t know much about the case but the news left me wondering if Deniece has a brother named Denephew.

     Another viral story I saw is about Adam Levine (Maroon 5 vocalist). A woman went forward to accuse Adam (a married man) of having an affair with her, and the same woman has released Adam’s messages and sex chats with her, and now netizens are ridiculing Adam’s “amateurish, cringeworthy and laughable sex chat messages.”

     I don’t know, but aren’t all sex chat messages cringey and laughable? Imagine undressing and kissing and licking and touching a woman’s sensitive body parts through chat or text messages—but of course, it’s still fun and exciting. Lol.

     Remember when people are doing it through text messages?

     Babeee, ooohh, here I cummm…

     Honey, ooohh, wait, wala na `kong load, last na `to, ‘di na `ko makaka-reply… oohhh…

     …

     Yep, it’s cringey.

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