Let Me Sell You Something
A lot of people will agree with me that the section where they sell gadgets (cell phones, computers, etc) is the most terrifying section in a mall. Lol. The salespersons there are as aggressive as lions, as ferocious as tigers and as persistent as a zombie who wants your slightly-used brain. Once you get close to their store, they would lock their eyes on you, and once you ask a question (“Meron ba kayong…?”), they will swarm on you like hornets, like they will not allow you to get out alive unless you buy something. A few days ago, I went to this section of a mall to buy a wireless mouse, and I wasn’t surprised that it was abandoned and looked like a ghost town—I told you, it’s a scary place. As expected, the moment I got close to a store, three salespersons approached me with their claws drawn out and fangs visible and their eyes red. I stammered and said that I was just window shopping (I was in f...