Marcos, Jr., Duterte, Trump, Windmills, And Whales

 

     So our president, President Marcos, Jr. met with US President Trump in the Oval Office yesterday, and I really don’t care what they talked about. Lol. But I have always been (quite morbidly) fascinated with Trump, as he’s not much different from our previous president, Rodrigo Duterte. They both do and say the most outlandish and cruel things. Duterte ordered the massacre of thousands of (suspected) drug dealers and drug addicts in the country, Trump constructed a prison that looks like a concentration camp for millions of illegal US immigrants where they are allegedly being tortured and starved without due process.

     My fascination with Trump stems from the fact that he acts and looks sleazy, and if you’d watch his interviews, you’d see that he’s not really smart (when he was president during the pandemic, he suggested injecting COVID-19 patients with disinfectant to treat them; he also thought that there were already airports during the 1770s). He’s also a terrible businessman (almost all his businesses, including a few casinos, have failed) and he has cheated on his wives and had an affair with a porn star. He also likes young girls and was closely associated with the notorious pedophile and pimp of underage girls, Jeffrey Epstein, and was convicted of 34 (34, yes!) felonies, and in spite of these, America made him president--twice. Lol.

     And now, if you’d believe US media and his critics, he’s presently destroying America with his policies and corrupt actions.

     Here are some of Trump’s outlandish statements, all verified, though some are not verbatim:

     “(Prices of) eggs have come down 400 percent.”

     (If prices of things had gone down 100%, it means that they are free. Now, if they had gone down 400%...)

     “The late, great Hannibal Lecter…”

     (Hannibal is a fictional character, and yes, he’s great, in killing and eating people.)

     “The great Alphonse Capone…”

     (Al Capone was a notorious gangster and a murderer.)

     “Jeffrey Epstein is a terrific guy…”

     (Epstein was a diabolical pedophile who molested, raped and pimped hundreds of underage girls.)

     “Denmark doesn’t have the rights to Greenland…”

     (Greenland is actually inside Denmark.)

     “I don’t know the moron who appointed this (government official)…”

     Trump actually appointed that government official.

     “Windmills are driving the whales crazy…”

     (No, they don’t.)

     “I aced my cognitive test.”

     (A sample of a cognitive test is one where a healthcare officer asks you to identify the giraffe from a picture that shows an elephant, a shark, and a giraffe. It’s a test to see if your brain’s still functioning correctly.)

     “Groceries, it’s a nice term, a lot of people use it, it means a bag of food…”

     (He speaks like he just recently learned the term “groceries.”)

     “I wish Ghislaine Maxwell well.”

     Ghislaine Maxwell (who is currently in prison) is the cohort of Jeffrey Epstein who helped him abused young girls.

     “Nobody reads the Bible more than me.”

     (He sells Bibles, and yet, when asked to quote his favorite Biblical verse, he couldn’t mention one.)

     “If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, I’d date her…”

     (What kind of father says this?)

     “Grab them by the pu*sy…”

    (He thinks that if you’re famous and wealthy, you’re allowed to grab any women by their private parts.)

     All these quotes, to think that Trump loves to boast that he’s the smartest person in the world and that he knows everything better than anybody else. “I know about politics, science, math, women, business, economy, et cetera better than anyone else,” he loves to brag.

     Trump is only on the sixth month of his second term as a president and his minions and sycophants are already thinking of making him run for a third time. LOL.