ANOTHER PINOY IN OPRAH!


After Charice Pempengco (Oprah, Ellen Degeneres Show), Madonna Decena (Britain's Got Talent), Renaldo Lapuz (American Idol), another Pinoy made the country proud by being featured on Oprah show and stunning its audience and making Oprah Winfrey cry a bucket of tears.


"I said ghost, you madapacker..!"

Here's allegedly what happened:

A survey was conducted among Oprah Winfrey’s live audience. Since the subject that day was about ghosts, she started asking her audience these survey questions:

Oprah: How many of you have seen a ghost? Please stand up!

Amazingly, about 20 people stood up.

Oprah: Wow , isn't that really phenomenal? And now for the next question- For you guys standing up - how many of you have actually spoke to a ghost?

About five stayed standing up.

Oprah: (At this point, really getting tremendously excited!) Wow, imagine that? These people actually spoke to a ghost. And now for the last question, how many of you five guys have actually made love to a ghost?

Four guys sat down except one, at the last row of seats. The crowd exploded.

Oprah: May we call the gentleman to come to the stage please! At this the cameras focused on an aging old man and guess what, he's a Filipino.

Oprah: Wow, that was unbelievable. Sir, may we know who you are?

Top Gun: My name is Topacio Mamaril - my friends call me ' Top Gun' for short.

Oprah: What do you do and where are you from?

Top Gun: I am a retired Navy man from Laoag, Ilocos Norte, Philippines and presently living in Napa Valley, California and am a farmer by trade.

Oprah: Interesting! So, you really made love to a ghost?

Top Gun: Huh???. ..(adjusting his hearing aid) What ghost? I thought you said GOATS!


One of the victims' photo.


Pahabol na ghost joke:

Junior: Tay…totoo po ba ang multo?
Tatay: Nakow, anak, hindi totoo ang multo. Sino naman nagsabi sa 'yo?
Junior: Si yaya. Gabi-gabi, kinukuwentuhan niya 'ko ng ghost stories.
Tatay: Anak… a-anak...
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WALA KANG YAYA!



"Tsk, babaw talaga ng kaligayahan nito. Ang kukurne naman ng jokes!"

Comments

KOMIXPAGE said…
I enjoy your jokes Ron. Alam mo ba na nangongolekta ako ng mga green jokes na balak kong i-publish in the near future at naglalaman ng mga cartoons illustration ko? May hawig dito ang jokes mo na kasama sa gagawin kong libro.

BIRD

A priest lost his Parrot, asked during the mass:

Priest : Anyone got a bird?
(All men stood up)

Priest : I mean, any one seen a bird?
(All women stood up)

Priest : I mean any one seen my bird?
(All nuns, stood up)
May 8, 2008 at 4:59 PM
Ron Mendoza said…
Kung itutuloy mo 'yang plano na 'yan, na magpublish ng mga libro tungkol sa green jokes, I'd be happy to contribute, Arman. I can create original jokes for you. He he. Ngayon ko lang nalaman na may balak ka palang karibalin si Gary Lising. He he.
May 11, 2008 at 11:16 AM
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