A Lonely Biker, A Delusional Congressman, Some Crazy Perverts And Recycled Condoms

 

      Some weird and interesting stuff I found on Facebook today:

      A desperate young man, because this pandemic has rendered him jobless and has no money for fare, decided to just go gung-ho and bike from Parañaque to Eastern Samar (which has a distance of around 900 kilometers) for ten days. This is an extremely sad incident and it sure mirrors the plight of many Filipinos these days

     A writer/professor I have been following on Facebook shared his story of how he semplang (Pinoy slang for bike crash) while mountain biking. He narrated how he became careless and still went for speed while going down a hill. He was so fast the wheels of his bike lost traction which led to his bike crashing and him flying off it. He was still able to move and sit on the muddy ground where he landed and stayed there for a few minutes, dazed and confused and his whole body trembling and hurting, looking for somebody to take him to the hospital. Luckily, the doctors, basing on his x-ray results, which he posted on his timeline, said he had no serious injuries.

     In Vietnam, police raided a warehouse where hundreds of thousands of used condoms were being cleaned, boiled, dried, repackaged and resold. A woman arrested inside the warehouse and who is one of the recyclers said she receives 0.17 US dollar (around eight Philippine pesos) for every kilo of recycled condoms. The news didn’t mention the brand of the resold condoms or if they are flavored.

     Pampanga Congressman Mikey Arroyo, son of former President Gloria Arroyo, who was charged with plunder and other graft cases after her term, floats the idea of postponing the national elections in 2022 because “people are scared of COVID-19 and would probably not go out to vote.” Cong. Arroyo probably thinks that this government is so inept and incompetent to the bones that he is so certain that the specter of COVID-19 would still be haunting us come 2022. Filipinos are scared of COVID-19? Did Cong. Arroyo see how they flocked and threw all caution to the wind just to see the fake white sand in Manila Bay?

     It would’ve probably been a great benefit to the country if former President Arroyo just used a resold condom the night Cong. Arroyo was conceived. Lol.

    A set of questions from a learning module for Grade 11 that allegedly came from DepEd was found containing some lewd names for their characters, Pining Garcia ( play of words for finger f*ck) , Malou Wang (play of words for a loose female sex organ), Abdul Salsalani (for male masturbation) and Tina Moran (for ejaculation). If this really came from DepEd, then this probably confirms that most people in this government are either inutile, stupid and incompetent or crazy perverts.

     And Cong. Arroyo wants to perpetuate this government by postponing the elections?

     That repackaged condom should really have been handy.