A Bath And The Toys Adults Buy To Make Them Happy

 

 

     I gave her a bath this morning; I made sure that every part of her slim body was thoroughly washed. I soaped her sensitive parts, my fingers getting in and out of her while she was wet, and she made a strange sound. I squeezed one delicate part repeatedly and the noise she was making got louder and it made me smile, my heartbeat getting faster.  I slapped her bottom part and she jerked. I rinsed her. Then, I watched the water drip from her gorgeous body. I dried her with the towel then eagerly mounted her and rode her, in sitting and standing positions.

     But darn, my bicycle still squeaked and made those strange noises and I couldn't find the part that was making it. Maybe, she needed more than some washing, and that I should take her to a mechanic. I also think I should pause from reading erotic novels. Lol.

     And speaking of erotic, since the onset of pandemic, the demand for sex toys in China (where COVID-19 originated) has increased, especially with the millennials; a sign, according to the experts, that most women are becoming more open-minded when it comes to sex. "Before, I felt a bit scared and embarrassed to use these sex toys," said a 27-year-old Chinese woman, who did not wish to disclose her real name. "Then I discovered a (whole) new world." And she promises to expand her collection. 

     In related news, the Philippines remains number one when it comes to spending time in Pornhub.

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